Funny Signs

Here’s a miscellaneous collection of cartoons and signs that crack me up. I hope they give you a hearty laugh, too. Actually, there’s only one cartoon, but I thought I’d include it, since it shows me in my natural habitat.

Actually I don’t wear boxers, and I’d be in a recliner, but other than that, this is me:

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I wonder how many customers they have who fit into this category:

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I’ve always loved this sign, along with its variations such as “Slow Men Working,” etc.

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It must be comforting for trespassers to know that none of them will be prosecuted.

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I would think all hunters would be careful when hunting pedestrians, whether they’re on the trails or not.

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Always wondered about all these vegetarians. They couldn’t actually prefer Brussel sprouts to rib-eye steaks.

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What do you think when you come across crazy signs like these? Any you want to share with us in the comments.

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David N. Walker is a Christian husband, father and grandfather, a grounded pilot and a near-scratch golfer who had to give up the game because of shoulder problems. A graduate of Duke University, he spent 42 years in the health insurance industry, during which time he traveled much of the United States. He started writing about 20 years ago and has been a member and leader in several writers' groups. Christianity 101: The Simplified Christian Life, the devotional Heaven Sent and the novella series, Fancy, are now available in paperback and in Kindle and Nook formats, as well as through Smashwords and Kobo. See information about both of these by clicking "Books" above.
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4 Responses to Funny Signs

  1. Barb Estinson says:

    My favorite sign is one I saw in front of a restaurant some years ago. It said “Char-broiled fry cook wanted.” I always wondered whether one is a better cook after being char-broiled.

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  2. Karlene says:

    Love the hunting pedestrians the best!!!

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