We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
As Piper Bayard would say, the end is near, and we deserve it. A man was recently arrested for riding his unicycle across a bridge southeast of Houston naked. Click this link to see the article and photos and a video clip. (Can I do this in a family-friendly site?)
Another article involving strange behavior reports 12 percent of younger moms use cellphone during sex.
Some moms are more into romancing the phone than romancing their mates: 12 percent use their phones during sex, according to a survey.
It takes a bit of imagination — maybe too much, really — to picture that scene, much less the logistics. And it does beg at least a few follow-up questions: Are those moms texting, talking or playing “Words With Friends” during such intimate moments? And if they’re talking, are they hands-free, er, that is, wearing a Bluetooth headset?
Those are answers we’ll never learn from the otherwise informative “Moms & Media 2,” a survey by Meredith Parents Network, which publishes several magazines including “Parents” and “American Baby.”
“When we saw the results we were wondering the same exact thing,” a spokesperson for Meredith Parents Network told us. “Unfortunately we don’t have any anecdotal data about the how’s or the why’s.”
The tech-centered behavior comes from mothers between the ages of 18 and 35 — dubbed “Millennial moms,” born between 1977 and 1994. “There is no part of their lives that is media free,” the company said in a statement.
Now that I’ve got your attention, I’m actually posting today over at the Life List Club’s website. Hop on over there and learn all about PMS from someone who’s never experienced it firsthand but has experienced PLENTY of it secondhand.
David N. Walker is a Christian father and grandfather, a grounded pilot and a near-scratch golfer who had to give up the game because of shoulder problems. A graduate of Duke University, he spent 42 years as a health insurance agent. Most of that career was spent in Texas, but for a few years he traveled many other states. He started writing about 20 years ago, and has six unpublished novels to use as primers on how NOT to write fiction. He is currently putting the finishing touches on his non-fiction Web Wisdom: Godly Thoughts and Inspiration from the Inbox and starting his new fiction work—a series of novellas set during the period from 1860 to 1880.
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